Shehu Sani: El-Rufai’s men have so suspended me that my car no longer needs suspenders

Shehu Sani, senator representing Kaduna central, has taunted Nasir el-Rufai, governor of Kaduna, whom he has accused of being behind his suspension from the All Progressives Congress (APC).

Last week, the state chapter of the party handed him an indefinite suspension after the expiration of an earlier 11-month suspension.

Reacting to the punitive measure taken against him, the lawmaker mocked the governor by saying his men have so “suspended me that my car no longer needs suspenders”.

“Since we came to office on May 29th 2015, el-Rufai’s Kaduna APC held about eight press conferences and all the eight press conferences were about ‘suspending Shehu Sani’ or ‘confirming the suspension of Shehu Sani’ or ‘ratifying the suspension of Shehu sani’ or ‘affirming the suspension of Shehu Sani’,” he wrote on Facebook.

“It has ridiculously reached to a point that each time Kaduna journalists are invited by el-Rufai’s Kaduna APC, it is to write the repeated story of Shehu Sani’s suspension. I have been so suspended by el-Rufai’s men to the point that my car may not need suspenders again.

“I am also thinking of opening a private chemistry school to teach students on suspension. I remembered my elementary chemistry where suspension is defined as “A heterogenous mixture in which the solute particles do not dissolve but get suspended throughout the bulk of the medium” I’m proud to be suspended by el-Rufai, a serpent in the caravan of change.”

Sani alleged that the governor had hijacked the Kaduna chapter of the party.

“Kaduna APC is a congregation of political appointees of Mr. Governor, they want him to sleep, snore and fart without noise from Shehu,” he said.

“If my repeated suspension will earn our Governor a shirt in the Nigerian or American BasketBall team, I’ll be happy.

“The very el-Rufai’s Kaduna APC that accused Shehu of disrespecting the party is the same one that reigned insults and abuses against the national vice-chairman north-west, who invalidated their cretinous vituperation.

“They are the same people who don’t recognise and respect any committee set up by the national secretariat of the party including one headed by Katsina state Governor Masari. Their suspension ends in the executive W/C and then the cesspit hole of their Government House where it will converge with the outcome of Suya, Pap and beans cake meal.

“Paying Herdsmen not to attack people in Southern Kaduna and paying the ‘Excos’ of kaduna APC to suspend Shehu sani is where Kaduna state quota of the federal allocation is spent.”