[SISI WENDY] 10 rules of threesomes

A lot of people in relationships like to spice it up a little bit and so they resort to options such as threesomes or orgies. Whether it is right or wrong is solely left to your discretion but from a survey, such relationships tend to last longer. But before you take that bold step to add that tinder, here are a few rules of engagement to consider.

Shave. Proper grooming is required. Yes, no one wants to see your bush all over the place as that acts as a huge turn-off especially if you do not know what turns the third party on and off. So it is safe to remain neutral and do the basics. It is the same rules but this time, it’s ‘double’ as the stakes are higher. You wouldn’t want to be the only one looking unkempt and untidy.

Clean. In every sense but particularly health wise, get a medical check-up before you embark or stick to using protections. Particularly for married couples who obviously make do without the rubber. You might want to consider either making sure your third party is clean or resorting for the latter option. You don’t want to have to call two people up and asking them to make an appointment with the doctor.

Weak hearted. No, it’s not for you then. Make up your mind. You can only choose to back out when all clothes are still on. You can’t have the goods opened up to examine at the store and declare lack of interest in the product. You’d be given a dirty look by the storekeeper. How much more a few undressed people? Not cool.

One Night Stand. No, you can’t stick around for a conversation or share a bottle of beer over a game of football. You can’t even stay long enough to cuddle or heave a sigh of satisfaction. Get dressed. Get your stuff and leave. You can have a quick shower though.

Move on. This is where many get it wrong. You are not friends; you just had a common event together. So when you see yourselves at a party, say hello, kiss on the face cheek and show a casual lack of concern. Because that is what it is.

Consequences. This in a way compliments the previous point. In as much as it is advised not to pick a known person for the third option, a lot of people do not feel comfortable with strangers in their inner caucus. If this applies to you then get ready to face anything that comes with it because if you are grown enough to make the decision you can be just as well to get whatever comes with it. For instance, word getting out. Don’t gloat; stay strong.

Options. If you need help finding a great threesome partner, check the Internet. There are a lot of sites, which I won’t mention but you can check, that have options for these. Or you could casually strike a conversation. I’m sure there are a lot of people with a pool of information on how this works.

When to pitch. To your partner, it is solely dependable on the period in the relationship. The first few months are playful moments so it is a great time to pitch it in and explore your fun sides. However, do not try it when the relationship becomes serious — which in every sense should be about six months after.

One-off. Pay very close attention to this rule: do not have a threesome with the same person. Change partners if you are willing to try it again, following the success of the previous. Otherwise, it becomes a thing.

Feelings. Do not catch feelings or mistake a threesome for romance. This is especially for those who get emotional during intercourse or are sensitive to whom they are having sex with. If you know you can’t handle and you fall in love at once because sex is good, do not indulge please.