This is not a script for the show anchored by Bill Cosby. But footballers, like kids, say the darnedest things!
These refreshing quotes are from Victor Akhidenor’s soon-to-be-published two-in-one book entitled: Journalists are like mosquitoes… Nigeria Football Finest Quotes & Notes, and If You Put 11 Herbalists on the Field …Quotes & Notes from Nigeria football.
Hope you will enjoy this piece. We await your own quotes and notes, in form of a reply.
The voice of the game
Football is getting close to basketball; one ball game precision is the key to success. Pat Ekeji
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Football is entertainment; and success will surely come with entertainment.
Joe Erico
Football is about the spectators; they expect to see attacks, to see goals.
Clemens Westerhof
Football is like biscuit; it doesn’t break where you’ve broken it.
Peterside Idah
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Age-cheating controversies
Our players come into the limelight at maturity.
Adokiyi Amiesimaka
If Lemmy Isa is an Under-17, my grandfather is 30.
Segun Odegbami
I have never doubted Owubokiri’s talents; what I’m scared of is his age.
Clemens Westerhof
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Age is a thing of the mind. The thing there is that the more you get old in the game, the wiser you become. I don’t need to be running to the ball; it is the ball that should run to me.
Rashidi Yekini
We need a national policy on age matters.
Alhassan Yakmut
Gift of the gab
That banana shot was delivered like an intercontinental ballistic missile.
Ernest Okonkwo
Defeat at the hands of Ghana and Cameroon is worse than being taken as a POW by either country.
Sunny Obazu-Ojeagbase
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We shall wobble and fumble to the final and win the cup.
Fanny Amu
Point of correction: I was not sacked; I was relieved of my job.
Tunde Disu
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It’s not easy to play but it’s very easy to talk. I think we should stop talking.
Obafemi Martins
Men in black
Match officials are like Nigerian policemen, whom you must bring very close to you or you cause your own doom.
Chris Isiadinso
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I did not become a referee to collect bribes.
Linus Mba
Some referees should be hanged.
Justin Tenger
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Referee Mohammed would have made a fine career in the circus where abracadabra is the order of the day.
Tony Ubani
Blowing your trumpet
On my good days, I can dribble past anybody. I don’t respect defenders.
Tajudeen Oyekanmi
I know I am a good player. I am not afraid of football.
Samuel Okwaraji
God has made me to be delivering continental tickets to the different teams I have worked with.
Godwin Uwua
The whites are taking after me; so, if you see them painting their faces and bodies, I started it; if you see them beating the drums and blowing trumpets, I started it.
Rafiu Ladipo
“Tactical” black magic
We were given something to tie on the leg and waist, but I didn’t see the magic.
Willy Okpara
I have seen black magicians change the course of a match. It is not just a myth but a reality.
Yinka Okeowo
Why do you think Egyptian clubs dominate continental championship? It is because Egypt is the centre of civilisation and it is more advanced in magic art than any other part of the continent. Go and read the Egyptian publications titled Oracle of Fortune and Oracle of Love, and you will understand what I mean.
Kashimawo Laloko
We had voodoo priests come into the camp, and some of the boys compromised. Taribo West
If it was not for “tactical” we would not be at SA 2010.
Godwin Dudu-Orumen
Straight talk
The press help to build you and also help to bring you down.
Henry Nwosu
Sports journalists are not experts in sports. They are experts in journalism. There is a difference between the two.
Ademola Onifade
Some players pay money to get projected.
Victor Agali
Patrick Ekeji was our problem in Mali. He was a disaster.
Shuaibu Amodu
I don’t know how to say a spade is an axe or otherwise.
Anthony Kojo-Williams
Extra time
In Nigeria, if you don’t have money, you are in trouble.
Thijs Libregts
I don’t have plans, I have hopes. My life is always planned by God.
Sunday Oliseh
I’m afraid of girls, both Nigerian and Italian.
Obafemi Martins
I would like to be President for a day: I would like to taste that power.
Daniel Amokachi
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